GUYS I JUST REALIZED THIS.
makowithasword: the-wandering-once-king-ozai: beinghipsteristoomainstream: chongthenomad: You know how Mako is much taller than Korra right? KORRA. WILL. BE. TIPTOEING. WHEN. SHE. KISSES. HIM. BRB SQUEEING CHONG. YOU’RE GONNA KILL ME TONIGHT. I’M FANGIRLING TOO HARD!!! OOC: ….okay, I ship Makora now. I hadn’t even thought of that!! >W< ITS GONNA BE SOOOO GOOD!!!
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Christmas Special (Molokai)
(Flight deck door opens.)
CAROLYN: Mr. Alyakhin, this is Captain Crieff.
MR. ALYAKHIN: Pleased to meet you.
DOUGLAS: And you, though actually –
MARTIN: I’m the captain.
MR. ALYAKHIN: Are you?
MR. ALYAKHIN: I’m sorry. I thought you were the – uh – what do you call him?
DOUGLAS: Captain’s Little Helper?
MARTIN: No, I – I am the captain.
MR. ALYAKHIN: He doesn’t look like a captain. I fear our clients would not be impressed. Perhaps, when welcoming them aboard, this one could wear the captain’s hat?
MARTIN: No, he couldn’t! Sorry, no.
DOUGLAS: No, I agree. You see Captain Crieff here has assiduously built up his neck muscles by constant wearing of that hat. Whereas I fear the sheer weight of gold braid would snap mine like a dry twig.
MR. ALYAKHIN: What does your other captain look like?
MARTIN: What other captain? I’m the captain!
CAROLYN: Out of the two of you, yes, but obviously, we have other pilots at MJN Air.
MARTIN: Do we?
CAROLYN: Yes, of course!
DOUGLAS: Remind me, if you would, of the names of the others.
CAROLYN: Well, there’s uh – there’s Nigel, and, um, and Noel!
DOUGLAS: Noel! Christmassy name.
CAROLYN: Yes...yes, he was born on Christmas Day.
DOUGLAS: Oh, really? I never knew that about old Noel.
CAROLYN: Well, now you do.
DOUGLAS: Is that why he didn’t have to fly today, because it’s his birthday?
CAROLYN: No! He doesn’t have to fly today, like Nigel, because they’re senior to you two and get to pick their trips first, because they’re so much better.
DOUGLAS: Oh, I see. Is that why you’re stewardessing today as well? Rather than our usual stewardesses - Holly and Ivy and Carol? And Mary Christmas?
MARTIN: Yes, and Bert!
DOUGLAS: Yes, dear old Bert, the stewardess. Eighty-six today and still less grumpy than certain of his colleagues.
MARTIN: Ei-ei-ei-ei-eighty-six today, did you say?
DOUGLAS: That’s right! He shares a birthday with Noel – and the little baby Jesus.
Dalek relaxation tape for humans. →
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Conversation between Bryke and Nickelodeon about...
Bryan: I don't think it's a good idea to put that clip in there...
Nick: Don't worry, it's like a split second, no one will know
Mike: But its Mako and Korra KISSING...
Nick: They won't notice it, trust us.
Bryan: THEY will see...
Nick: Who's they?
Mike: The.. AVATAR FANDOM.
Nick: You guys are crazy *uploads video*
30 SECONDS LATER, MAKORRA KISSING ALL OVER TUMBLR
Mike: Told you so.
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