WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY...
supernatural-waywards: thelostprincessofasgard: cynicalwitch: fickjamori: schim: LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING………… It’s so derpy but adorable!
rneerkat: charkoaler: rneerkat: the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea could you not comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me
shwnspncr: hc-svnt-dracones: I feel like they could remake that whole movie from Chekhov’s point of view. The title would be THIS IS NOT MY JOB! and it would just be two hours of Chekhov running around the warp core with his little goggles as everything goes to shit all around him. #I CANNOT DO ZAT
someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded them of you basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
spiritbear: [cries tears shaped like the starfleet insignia]
unicornsareappropriate: barackfuckingobama: barackfuckingobama: omfg my Mom was just cutting a baguette and I snuck up behind her and gabbed the bread and ran and she was like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” and I shouted “I’M 24601” and now I’m hiding in my room with a huge baguette what do I do Update: I’ve built a barricade You are my idol
Send me some numbers
Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Shoe size?
28. Longest relationship?
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?
holmelessnetwork: me whenever someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
nicodidevilo: OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
tastetheaids: thedoctorpottergames: Parents have two moods: “You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.” and “You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.” “You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no need to be a calcuhater
accio-bradfordbadboi: We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater. It also came with a little hat. My cat hates me.
optionallygrammatical: Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie ...
things tumblr staff needs to do: remove post limit remove ask limit delete hoarded urls that havent been used in over a year fix their video player fix this a multiple tag search option actually working block option be able to post captions in anything else except text posts things that tumblr staff has done:
dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”